Saturday 1:12 AM

I felt today i should talk about my fears because im up and its 1 in the morning so i felt i should post before i forget so anyway back to my fear, I fear nothing more then being alone in an giant white space that is an endless void and that goddamn burger king guy!! he looks like a retarted version of V from V for Vendetta except not aas cool as V (V is badass, and so is Alan Moore) this blog may become stupid because im tired and my eyes feel like someone kicked me in the face, hey south park is on, Jesus! i have no clue what to write about hmm let me think...OH SHIT! i beat the crap out of portal and i was happy because i got some cake! next im going to play some half life two, i really need to focus on one thing and one thing only to wright about i got it Patton OSwalt becuase he is the mother fucking man he is my favorite comedian and hes on TV right now on the roast of Flava Flav...why? does Patton just have a secret contract with Comedy Central where he must apear on every show they have atleast once? because i see him everywhere yet people im friends with seem to not know about his awsomeness even though hes on everything they whatch my friends should really learn about Google and how to use it when they dont understand what im saying! hey its Jeff Ross i think he has the same exact contract with Comedy Central because hes on every roast OH and Greg Geraldo, Kat williams just called him "comedy centrals bitch" i agree with that full on because he sucks i guess Patton is one too but hey Oswalt is actully funny i think this blog has gone through enough and i hope to get some sleep so good bye inter-webs!

dont be a sucka...sucka

Its just a few minutes before school and i have a couple of minutes before i have to be on the bus so i thought i would vent a little to my good old friend Mr. Blog. My eyes feel like someone just threw a fist full of sand into them and i hope this feeling goes away while I'm outside, this spring morning the climate is cool i went outside for a few minutes before to see how the temperature was and to see if i needed a hoodie, its was a tad cold as the wind met my face so i grabbed my Mindless self indulgence hoodie (its a band) so i hope i don't miss the bus because I'm wasting moments of my life at the computer screen typing mindless paragraphs, I'm trying to keep this tasteful but i seem to be running out of ideas. Oh wait i just had a brilliant idea to talk about! Yesterday during school i was learning about the Mesozoic era and i found myself extremely alert to this because it, suprisingly, intrested me once my Biology teacher busted out a picture of an ancient sharks jaw that was the size of a mini van. my teacher went on about how dragon flies had a wing size of 3 feet painting the picture for me, i saw giant mutant dragon flies swooping around a think forest populated with giant flowers and different bugs the size of trees. It reminded me of that scene from King Kong where they are faced with those giant leeches. While i was thinking about this i kept feeling a few itches on my neck because i cant think about bugs without scratching myself half to death so now my neck is red and its cold outside i hope today is better and i hope i get a couple of hours to play some more Portal or Half-Life two maybe i should stop complaining? or maybe i should just run out the door so i don't miss the bus, Cheers kiddies!

The Cake is a Lie!

Yesterday I went to the mall because I go every Wednesday to walk around and buy useless crap that I feel I need. But yesterday I picked up a Copy of "The Orange Box" because, hey, it was only 50 bucks and I hear a lot of positive feed back about the game, mostly for the game portal. So when I got home to play it I skipped trying Haflife 2 because I would be up all night if I did. So instead I decided to just play Portal. It was weird and when I first started it I was hooked like the game was some sort of, or may contain some, mild form of cocaine or heroin hah. It's a puzzle game with a funny and kind of spooky overtone and the robotic voice GLaDos tells you what to do and promises you some delicious cake! Man I could go for some cake right now (off topic). Before I played this game I never understood why people made such a big deal out of the Companion Cube, but now I see and feel love for that lifeless block that helps me solve puzzle after puzzle. But right now I need to get off the subject of video games and into the subject of movies because I need to vent my anger words Hollywood right now and I am talking about the 2009 release of a remake of the anime classic Akira, that is rumored to star Leonardo Dicaprio as Kaneda. Yes I will give you the reader a few moments to punch your walls or yell "What the fuck!" at the top of your lungs.... ok finished? Good! But anyway, yes, IMBD says it is a rumor but I'm praying to Oden father of Thor to make sure that Dicaprio breaks any amount of bones to prevent the creation of this movie staring him! I'm not just mad that they are going to wreck an anime classic; I'm upset that they had the idea before me. You see, it was my dream to make a live action Akira movie, but I'm a huge nerd. I'd stay true to the manga and give this flick some dignity! Hollywood shall burn!

I can Tell you dont want to read this

I found myself staring into space today because it was raining and I couldn't concentrate on any school work or any babbling teachers' words. The only thing I could pay attention to was the rain trickling down the branches of this tree that is by the window of my fourth period class. So when I got home I was in a daze and I didn't even know it. I had any homework so I just sat at my desk, picked up a pen and began doodling on a piece of paper. I drew some faces some weird octopuses and anything that just seemed to pop into my head until I couldn't concentrate anymore. I crawled over to my DVDs to pick out a movie and chose to watch "Garden State" because, hey, I'm from New Jersey and that movie has a beautiful Rainy Jersey scene that looks just like my home town during a light dreary day. I watched and watched till I got bored I couldn't pay attention to anything. It started to annoy me until I busted out my Wacom Tablet and drew some stuff on Flash. I started with the face and doodled a picture of Dante from "Devil May Cry" in my horrid chibi-like style that makes people's eyes mushroom cloud explode and then reappear into their skull and bleed (what a horrid metaphor). Anyway, I saved it and I may post it here because, Hey! I like it and I want the readers of my blog to have their eyes explode like I stated before, hah no I only kid. Maybe if I get better at drawing with flash I can make flash cartoons and become a huge fad on Newgrounds(my mind wanders during rainy days). Wow this blog is getting extremely off topic. I started at a rainy day and ended at Newgrounds flash cartoons? This blog entry has become a sespool of random thoughts and I hope you people enjoy it. Cheers kiddies!

Man its so loud in here...

Ah, so it begins I walked home from my bus today to find that I was home alone and I laughed in enjoyment, then ran for my stereo and blared any music I could find. You see it is my guilty pleasure when alone to cause a loud racket. My decision was to blast some "Maximum The Hormone" I couldn't hold back and I burst into a fit of dancing and singing. A few moments after I sat down panting I thought to myself does everyone have that same guilty pleasure? Because you see it in movies all the time and I feel it is a beautiful thing (wow that's corny). Everyone on this planet enjoys blaring their favorite music and lip-syncing to it in front of the mirror using a brush as a microphone. I scrambled for my phone and called my girlfriend to see if she had the same feelings. Of course she agreed because, well, she's my girl friend. I called four more people and received the same answer after getting laughed out. I found this made me happy and I celebrated by, yeah you guessed it, by blaring music and dancing but this time I was in the mood to listen to "Vampire Weekend" because their song "A-Punk" makes me dance like a champ or like an insane monkey, you decide. This time I even busted out my Guitar Hero guitar instead of playing Air guitar and sang out, because I didn't care no one was home, and no this story won't end with anyone walking in and a thousand YouTube views because someone just happened to have a camera and tape my emotional dance fest. This story ends a little bit more realist. It ends with me jumping in the air and slapping myself in the face with my Guitar Hero guitar sending me backwards landing on my back on the floor, causing a loud house shaking thump. I felt bad because I live in an apartment and people live underneath me, so I shut the music off and laid down on the couch and turned on the Mythbusters marathon that I DVR'ed and waited for someone the come home. What a boring life I live.




-johnny-

And so it begins

Yesterday i walked into a semi crowded movie theater to see "Run Fatboy Run" beacause, yup you guessed it im a hardcore Simon Pegg fan ive seen "Shaun of The Dead" 65 times and seen the complete serise of "Spaced" ten times more and i jump at the chance to see Simon Pegg in action. I heard the former "Friends" star David Schwimer was directing it, I didnt feel this was bad i was just kinda dissapointed Simon didnt go with Edgar Wright to Direct but what ever.
I sat down in the theater and squirmed around through the trailer, when finally the movie started. It was very heartfelt and warm with some great humor it made me feel pretty good when the credits rolled, i sat down to see who did the writing and i was shocked Simon pegg and Michael Fucking Ian Black! The mastermind behind "Stella" co-wrote this very sleek heartfelt, British influenced, Comedy movie. That just made the experience even better for me making some bad jokes seem funnier to me because yes im a Michael Ian Black fan soo it was like an amazing lovefest movie where two of my favorite actors/writers wrote a good movie and i liked it and i feel the zero people who read this will enjoy it, as well or anyone who, like me, has a soft spot for Simon pegg will like this Film and dont get destracted by David Schwimer he does a fantastic job at the directing it almost could pass for Edgar Wright Except it dosnt have Wrights signiture extreme zoom directing that makes me dizzy, which he used too much on "Hot Fuzz," But Really this was an awsome Flick and please see it, The zero people that read this, yea I recycle jokes, Hey no one likes joke polution, ignore the last horrible attempt at comedy and see "Run Fatboy Run"










-Johnny-